I was reading through a magazine and I found these hilarious jokes, you will enjoy them too. And peradventure you don’t find them funny, er, well, you probably don’t have a sense of humour, lol….enjoy!
Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America
George: Here it is
Teacher: Good. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: George!
Teacher: Sade, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago
Sade: Me!
Teacher: Why are you late?
Tommy: Because of the sign
Teacher: What sign?
Tommy: The one that says, “school ahead, go slow”
Teacher: Kemi, give me a sentence starting with “I”
Kemi: I is…
Teacher: No, Kemi, always say “I am”
Kemi: Ok. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
Teacher: If I had seven oranges i one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have
George: Big hands!