Emmy Collins needs no introduction yeah?!
Now read his article…..
The internet was buzzing a few days ago and it was all because of
my Ihiala bros. My bros declared that he is a fashion icon.
Now, no one has
confirmed that he said that with a straight face or just tongue in cheek.
Personally, I say stuff I don`t mean all the time on this platform so you guys
don’t have to get your knickers in a knot yet till this is confirmed from a
reliable source.Till this is confirmed, it is what it is,RUMOUR, lol.
myself, I believe in innocent till proven guilty. Haba, In my honest opinion,
Kycee has been utterly misunderstood as I believe even my homeboy aka Kycee in
all his nkwụocha drunkenness wouldn`t reckon himself to be the best thing that
ever happened to fashion since Paul Poiret freed women from corset nah, unless
he is delusional, NON?
has hopped on to. Calm the heck down, folks.
On second thoughts, Kycee could have meant that he is a fashion icon in his
village which couldn`t have been further from the truth even though there could
be a few local okada chaps who might have to go to war with Kycee to lay claim
to that title of Ihiala fashion icon.
English proficiency isn`t exactly at the point it should be hence he doesn`t
understand the phrase ‘fashion icon’.Asin e,bekee na apia nwanna m koboko,choi.
Biko,rapụ nụ Kycee aka na ọna eche container ya na abata na
can say whatever you like about an Igbo man but when we see an opportunity we
jump on it sharp sharp. With 170m folks in Naija, make that 200m, and these
numbers are very conservative, I don`t see why Jim Iyke shouldn`t be smilling
to the bank.
and they were surprised when I mentioned that my long held ambition has been to
launch a restaurant in Nigeria that would limit the quantity of toxins in the
Nigeria cuisine. Yes, we take one tiny step closer to our graves with every
plate of pounded yam, amala, banga soup we eat. So my wish is to make that step
the tiniest it could ever be.
bow in respect!
killing with his Koko garri. If the closest the chap from my home town will get
to seeing D`Banj is buying Koko Garri, any smart money would be on him grasping
that option with both hands.
these chaps are smiling to the bank.
I meant Damasus.
need to send Stella to Damascus to scatter ISIS with her hair (pun intended).
How does it work that someone can wake up one day and decide to grab all the
hair in the shops just to ensure none is left for other chics to use?
carrying one of those very hairy dogs on her head.
sure this is for real?Any I`m not about to comment much on this hair till I get
confirmation from an authentic source that she did actually leave her house
with this “hairy dog” ,oopsy,I meant hair on her head.
Omoni gave at Aso rock when her movie was premièred there. Please grab a bucket
as you might wanna puke. Don`t say you haven`t been warned. My home gurl has
taken ass kissing to a new low.
capital and bold letters:
etiquette falls short in any way. I’m just an ordinary Waffi girl, who isn’t
accustomed to being in the presence of such eminence. (HUH?)
being here this evening to preview this movie that was written, produced and
directed by me.(Ok,GET ON WITH IT,NNE).
couldn’t in my wildest dreams imagine that I would be standing here today
before you all, because leadership was always perceived as distant from the
common man, but by God’s grace do I see today a President that is so in touch
with his people in his simplicity that even the seemingly trivial things that
touch us as a people do not escape his notice and due attention.(ARE YOU
GUYS LEARNING, ASS KISSING 101. I LOVE ME SOME OMONI).
witness to the enormous love of Nigeria and Nigerians as demonstrated by you,
our President. Thank you Sir.(NNE UCHE GI DI A 100%. STOMACH ENTERTAINMENT AT
WORK.IT IS IMPORTANT TO WORK FOR THAT BROWN ENVELOPE O.I FEEL U,ỌFMỤA ỌFỤMA.I
LOVE THIS ỌMỌ GỌ NI).
attest to the magnanimity of your love and support. We never had it so good!
You have given us a voice and the means to express our enormous talent, such
that it has helped to reflect the position we now have in Africa, and indeed
the rest of the world in terms of our economic standpoint as a nation. We only
ask that God would continue to bless and keep you and your family, your
Executive Cabinet and the entire leadership of the nation at this time in
government, and to grant you the wisdom and grace to excel in all your efforts
to grow this great nation and your homes.(HOW AGAIN WAS THAT ENORMOUS TALENT
EXPRESSED BY NOLLYWOOD AGAIN?HOW?VIA QUAILITY OR RUBBISH MOVIES? NNE NO VES, I
JUS DEY ASK O!)
to be previewing this movie at such a time as this, but I beg to differ. When
our very way of life is threatened, this is the sort of thing we should do to
remind ourselves that we will not give into anything that would threaten its
continuance. So we brought this movie for simple reasons; to make you all laugh
and relax those minds and bodies that are ever working. Remember, “All work and
no play…” (YES WE ARE LAUGHING BUT AT YOU NOT WITH YOU OR AS A RESULT OF
YOUR MOVIE.MINDS AND BODIES THAT ARE EVER WORKING?WOWWWWW).
KISSING TAKEN TOO FAR” SO YOU GUYS ARE ON YOUR OWN FROM HERE. ENJOY,HEHE.
of our president that we had become accustomed to seeing. So that, as much as
we may be apprehensive about all the issues that we are going through now, the
worst thing would be to see our leader and President look worried too. We want
to look to you for strength. That smile that assures us that soon, sooner than
you think, the agony of insurgency and all other issues will be over, in Jesus
been so good and loving to us, we, the Nollywood family, assure you of our
steadfastness in loving you back. You can always count on our support as long
as the constitution permits.
film makers and actors from around the world, gather here in Nigeria for the
biggest film festival in the whole of Africa. The Africa International film
festival parades the biggest and the brightest stars from around the globe. I
would like to on behalf of my friend and sister Chioma Ude, ask that you join
us this November in Tinapa Calabar to celebrate our culture and heritage.
directed, so be gentle with me, and put down your weapons of criticism tonight
to just simply enjoy the movie.
girl, me I wan appeal to you Sir. When you don watch the film finish, enjoy am,
laugh well well, mey you try help my ministry, as we dey move go the permanent
site. Please nor forget to pay your tithes.
Excellency. Thank you all again for being here this evening.