Welcome to my shrine once again! This time around, we will be talking about what the god’s said about, Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh and her ex-husband, Churchill!!!
Our fore fathers said, “It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum”, so we have to treat this case with CAREFULLNESS, as “only a fool dances Surugede, the dance of the spirits”!!!
Indeed, hell hath no fury like the scorn of a “bitter” woman! The story of Poko, and her ex-hubby Churchill is one that has completely wiped away, the memory of Regina Daniels and her ancestor “husband”, Ned Nwoko. We decided to consult the god’s on the matter, and YES, they have spoken, and passed JUDGEMENT!!!
On Tonto Dikeh Sponsoring her wedding: The gods said, it is true! Hear them; “Yes she sponsored her wedding, it is safe to say she married the man, she paid for almost everything, as he was indeed broke as at that time”
On whether Tonto has ever visited his mother in London: The gods echoed “she has NEVER, in fact she didn’t have any London visa as at then”. The gods said he (Churchill) lied on this one, and they urge him to say the truth or face their rot!
On Domestic Violence allegations: “It was a two way thing” The gods told me, they revealed to me, that the two of them abused themselves, one physically, and the other, verbally.
On Yahoo Yahoo Allegations: The gods said “ google, yes he googles.. in fact, he has boys who surfs the net for him and help him google his “problems” he is well known in Ghana for using google a lot” The gods revealed that Churchill and google are like 5 and 6!
I was about taking a break from the spirit realm when the gods called me back, saying; “son, are you not forgetting anything’? I asked what? And they whispered..
Churchill has an averagely big eggplant, and knows how to use it well, that he is a little bit far from being called a 40 seconds man, that is why almost every fine girl that goes near him, wants a “dose of his medicine” “The guy no too carry, but him dey try use am well. That’s why Tonto rushed after him after their first night in 2014. He probably casted a spell on her with his cucumber” the gods said. “Tonto just wanted to make him feel bad” they added.
In shock I asked, “gods of our land, have you tasted Churchill too? They gave me the *Side Eyes* Look below…, and allowed me leave!
I am still SHOOK!!!
The god’s have spoken! Let me take my leave, see you, when I hear from them again
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