A Dragon has reportedly made away with $486 million, a loan given to Nigeria by the world bank.
This was revealed to newsmen by Lai Muhammad minutes after the money was received from world bank…however, on landing the Nigerian soil, the money was made away by unknown Dragon.
This is coming after a shocking confession of an official of the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board, JAMB, who claimed that a mysterious snake swallowed N36 million, from the Board’s vault.
Briefing Newsmen after Plenary, Lai Muhammad said, “I think, this country is becoming a huge joke. First of all, it was the rodents that drove away the president and then we now have snakes consuming about N36 million and now we have monkeys raiding farmhouse. So, they don’t want this to be said but I believe that we should be very clear.”