Former President of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe died this morning, at age 95.
Mugabe is the longest serving president of Zimbabwe. In 2017, he was forced to resign after his party had internal crisis.
Zimbabwean president, Emerson Mnangwaga confirmed his death.
As the world mourns him, Kemi Filani News brings you popular and funny quotes that have been attributed to Robert Mugabe:
1. “The only warning the African takes seriously is low battery.”
2. “Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realize witchcraft is real”
3. “If you like
4. “Racism will never end as long as white cars are using black
5. “It is hard to bewitch
6. “South Africans will kick down a
7. “Some women’s legs are like
8. “Some girls have never seen the doors of a gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”.
9. “And to those of you who do not actually go to church but watch it on TV, you will not actually go to Heaven, but you will be allowed to watch it on TV!”
10. “You smoke weed and you take some coke. Few minutes after, you hear ‘
11. “The only public place Ghanaian ladies can be romantic is around the ATM machine.”
12. “If you are a lady and you don’t respect men, you will end up serving
13. “Dear ladies, if your boyfriend did not wish you a happy Mother’s day, stop breastfeeding him”.
14. “Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes and gives you a girlfriend”.
15. “I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3 girlfriend left me
16. “When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a
17. “Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today may wipe your face tomorrow”.
18. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and are still single, you are not different from a canopy.
19. My dear ladies, please don’t buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick.
20. Even Satan wasn’t gay; he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to