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Ali Baba shares encounter with two married women, explains why you should not judge people by face value

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Popular comedian and actor, Ali Baba has explained why we should not judge people by face value. The wedding party actor also shared his encounter with two married women. He wrote:

This is why the face you see does not determine the person inside. People may appear cool on the outside but combustible on the inside. This lady was woken up at 5:30am by the maigaurd, just to inform her of a flat tyre. She got him to change the spare and with her fresh from sleep face, she drove to the Vulcanizer on the next street. She dropped the tyre off to be fixed and told him it will be picked up at 7:30am on her way to work. She went back home and got ready for work. On her way, looking all made up and dressed up, she stopped by the Vulcanizer. “morning baba, Is the tyre ready?” she asked. “Yes my daughter. Your mother brought it in the morning…” let us try not to judge a book by its cover. This was exactly why most parents refused their kids from reading #jameshardleychase novels back in the days. Until, 1975 when I secretly read #onebrightsummermorning, and told the story to my Dad. And he was thrilled by the story. He actually bought me several but used to make me read chapters to him in the evenings when he was reclined in his easy chair. However, I was only allowed to read the series if the front cover was covered. Now you know why most of my #jameshardleychase novels from way back had no covers. Back to people who are beautiful inside… one day we came back from Abuja on a flight with this man that inundated us with my wife this my wife that… my wife… my wife… my wife… This was all in a space of a 3 hour cancelled flight. So we were sooooo looking forward to meeting the wife. Oh boy! She no fine. But guess what? She had the most beautiful soul. She brought him Smoothie to drink on arrival and carried his bag. One of our guys whose wife will give Juliet Ibrahim a run for her beauty, left him a text. “I have been waiting for over 30 minutes. I have things to do. Take a cab” and left. We both read the text and swallowed the lessons. Some people will claim to be Christians, yet you will get help from a Muslim after the CHRISTIAN turns you down. Tall, broad shoulders, handsome, GQ look and spreee spreee will not stop some men from beating the crap out of you. Be guided

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New NYSC participants will now be posted to Farms

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The Director-General of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC), Brig-Gen. Suleiman Kazaure, said on Monday
that the scheme would soon begin posting of corps members to farms. Here's what he said...

Kazaure said this in an interview with
newsmen during his official visit to the NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp in
Sagamu, Ogun. He said that the move to deploy corps members to farms was in
line with the agricultural development programme of the NYSC.

According to him, the NYSC has
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University of Ibadan shuts down as VC orders student to vacate campus

Prior to the time of
the order, the students had earlier taken to the streets of Ibadan in protest,
alleging insensitivity on the part of the university management. In reaction to
this, the management of the University of Ibadan, UI, on Monday shut the
institution and directed the students to vacate the campus on or before 6pm.
The university’s
Director of Communications and Publication, Olatunji Oladejo, told newsmen that
the closure became necessary so as to avert crisis. He said that the
Vice-Chancellor, Prof. Idowu Olayinka had convened an emergency meeting of the
university Senate to review the circumstances surrounding the development.

“The University of
Ibadan in its wisdom has decided to shift the examination earlier scheduled for
June to July, 2017, ” Oladejo said.

He further said that
undergraduate students are to resume back in school on...

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