While we agree with her, we gotta admit that being single sometimes can be a blessing.
Other times it can be tasking
and we’re sure every single person has found themselves in one of these
Oh God not this question again!
Did I ask you? Can I be left alone?
So what is it again this time?
See I may be single but this is the best advice you can get.
Let us see how this goes.
They said it will be fun. Can I go home please.
Yes! Its about to go down
Why does this always happen to me? Why me?
We are about to get married and start our family.
This can’t be life.
I really cannot stress myself.
Are you being manipulated?
This better work out for good!
15 Pictures Every Nigerian Who Has Been Single Too Long Will Completely Understand
When EVERYONE keeps trying to set you up:
I’m not desperate yet, abeg.
This is what your call log looks like:
Yes, this is my actual call log. No it’s not pathetic. *cleans tears* STOP JUDGING ME!!!
At this point, it has kind of become a do or die thing.
It’s not even a laughing matter again.
This is you hanging out with your friends:
Why do I even bother leaving the house anymore?
How your friends in relationships look at you:
These are the only type of messages you get:
You’re in a loving and committed relationship with your service provider. At least Etisalat will never cheat on you.
This is how you flirt now:
‘Awkward’ is kind of an understatement at this point.
When you realize you’re still single and the year is almost over:
A whole 365 days will soon pass and I am still in this same condition.
You have no idea how to tell if someone even likes you or not:
The worst side-effect of forever aloneness (that’s a word, right?)
When people ask “how are you still single?”
…because I’m ugly. Happy now?
Your relationship goals:
I changed my mind. I’ll take what I can get.
When it becomes a family issue.
This is your new year resolution:
2016 is our year people.
When people ask about your love life:
Please stop asking.
This is currently the only soul mate you have in your life:
I’m not even mad.