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A Man shouldn’t always kneel to propose to his woman | Read Comedian Alibaba’s latest rant

It’s
not every man that goes on one knee to propose. Some do the two knees.
And I have seen many men who did not even kneel at all. I have known
couples who had dated and become soooooo embedded that when the time
came they just knew.

There was no “will you marry me?” Question. The guy
got the ring, it fitted. They fixed dates and every body was happy.

I
agree, what is what doing is worth doing well. I had a good laugh when I
thought about my own proposal… Because asking will you marry me would
have just been an overkill. Yes ke! I don ask tire. So when the day
came, it’s me SEF that now said Ehen, you didn’t even say anything again
about that marriage talk. May be its just me, some relationships get to
a point, it just awards different waivers. And that is what I am about
today. There are some people who are still sticking to, he must go down
on one knee. It must be at a waterfront… You be mammie water? Others
say he must not do it at home. It must be at a cinema, market square,
concert, mama put, just after church service, at a bus stop… ( NA
conductor you wan marry?) I take beg GOD you, if you have checked out
the vitals, and they all checked out in your list, waive some cosmetic
stuff. Stuff like he must have 6 packs, stay on the island, have broad
shoulders, pedigree, have a mustache, Mohawk, always in suit, drive an
SUV, have a Ph.D., speak spree spree and have pointed nose… Waivers
don’t mean you don’t know what’s up. Or that you don’t have standards.
You just look ahead for the overall good of all concerned. So if he is
lying on the bed or in the bathroom having a bath and says KEMI, there
is a box there on the dresser, is you ring. Check if it fits. So we can
start the other arrangements, my sister, if he is a good man, forget
going down on one knee.

The man is already down for you, heads shoulders
knees and toes. Don’t humble him any further. BTW, does going on one
knee when he proposed guarantee anything? I think it’s up to you. Even
people who are on their knees daily as pastors, sometimes don’t em em,,,
never mind. So my dear brothers, anyhow you can, once she qualifies,
just do it. And to my sisters when he does do it, take your thing jare.

Tireni Adebayo

Tireni Adebayo is the Editor of Kemi Filani News.She has BSC in Mass Communication from the Redeemer's University and M.A in Mass Communication from the University of Lagos (2014 - 2015) where she majored in Public Relations and Advertising and Digital Media.  When she is not writing, she is either listening to music or reading her favorite books.Tel: +2348000000901 Address: Herbert Macaulay, Yaba, Lagos, Nigeria Email: [email protected]

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