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Now we know WHY Amber Rose and Blac Chyna were dumped by their partners

Who knew Comedian Ali Baba was a relationship expert? A few months
back, rapper, Wiz Khalifa broke up with his wife and baby mama, Amber
Rose – someone who has got one of the most perfect shape a woman could
ever dream of. Unfortunately, Amber Rose’s best friend, Black Chyna
suffered the same fate from her partner, Tyga.

Ace comedian, Ali Baba, has put two and two together and explained
why these two perfectly shaped women may have been dumped by their
partners.

In a Instagram post published moments ago, he explains that it takes
more than a hot bod to keep a man using the analogy of Wiz Khalifa
cheating on Amber and Tyga leaving his hot baby mama Blac Chyna for
17-year-old Kylie.

“I would have just left this picture to do the
talking since they say a picture can tell, but in these days of
Photoshopping and half processed thoughts, one needs to make it
explicitly clear for the import of some messages to sink home. I have
said it before, no matter how beautiful a car is on the outside, if the
engine don “knock”, it’s just a beautiful car. Not a functional car.
Same way you will meet a girl with all the attributes, but her head no
dey house, so when those wire touch. You go hear am.

“She may be a 38DD, but a DinDinrin in R-E-S-P-E-C-T department. A
babe with great figure may not be able to figure out how to manage
money. She is only a gimme gimme gimme. Faithfulness is not a given. So,
if a babe has all the curves in the right places, it doesn’t mean you
can place her on a relationship curve. There are a lot it takes to keep a
man.

 “For some men, the “5B Basic rule” suffices. Brains. Behavior.
Beauty. Body. Business mind. All other things can follow. If you have
the milk shake, curves and are well endowed, they SURELY will bring all
the boys in da yard… But keeping them in the yard is another whole nine
yard FINALLY! Let’s look at a scenario where you meet a lady with all
that you see in this picture and finally, you REALIZE that she does not
have what will make you want to run back home always after work. Go
figure! Oh by the way, this is a two way street.

There are guys who look like Denzel Washington, But will beat you
black and blue. Had to say that before some people use me to catch
groove again about my always talking of women. But seeing that I am not
into men, I will leave that to those so inclined! Very often we meet
people who go “Ahhh now! How can he walk out on such a sweet sexy girl?”
Hey! Slow down! Try, spend a week with that same girl, you will repent!

Sexy DOESNT make hot meals o! Don’t think everything is as they
seem OO. The duck in the pool may be gliding smoothly but under the
water away from your eyes, the ducks feet are extra busy just to keep
the cool duck going… In conclusion I will say, until you walk a few
steps” in some people’s shoes, don’t blame them for walking so slow or
too fast or not taken a step. LOBATAN.”

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