Tonto oh Tonto, whatever shall our social feeds be like without your endless misadventures?
So
over the weekend her royal ‘highness’ Tonto was in London for her
birthday bash from which she made an appearance at Iyanya’s Kukere
concert and before we could say poko, Tonto was down on all fours with
her bossoms struggling to share the spotlight with her. Now of what
significance is this? If you haven’t already made the connection, allow
us refresh your memory…
October 17, 2012: Tonto releases 2 singles ‘High’ and ‘Itz Ova’ to much public ridicule and fanfare
October
17, 2012: Burna Boy tweets disgust at said singles. In his words: “God
punish all of you who disrespect the name of music by releasing d noisy
wackness being released these days. Death is d least yu deserve”
October
21, 2012: Burna Boy, for no discernible reason falls on stage smack in
the middle of his performance at the Hip Hop World Awards
Few
hours after Hip Hop World Awards: Tonto Dike haven waited to get her
pound of flesh over Burna Boy’s earlier comments tweets the following:
“Gud Mrng LoverzMay all ur problemz b blinded wit dark shadez n Fall off their STAGE LiKE BURNABOYIJN**#POKO#”….Hehehehhehe itz Karma babyD Naughty Lady beautiful…….”
June 9, 2013……and 9 months
later Tonto takes a fall of her own in the full glare of adoring fans in
obodo oyinbo for that matter.
Nairaland