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An open Letter from Satan to You!

Hello Dear,
I know your name so dont bother telling me …. I am Lucifer popularly known as Satan popularly called the Devil and YES! Nice to meet You. Let me come out straight… I have been stalking you for a long while,Long Long while!
I saw you Yesterday.. as you began your daily chores. You woke up without kneeling to pray,remember? As a matter of fact, you didnt even bless your meals through-out yesterday or pray before going to bed yest’nyt… as a SURE BOI! you go dey tun ba ba tun ba ba…You are so UNTHANKFUL, I like that about U. Today again you didnt pray wen you woke up. I cannot tell you how glad i am that you have not changed your way of living. FOOL! you are mine. Remember you and I have been going steady for years and sorry to break your heart I still dont love you yet.
As a matter of fact, I hate you because I hate God. I am only using you to get even with God.He kicked me out of heaven and I’m going to use you as long as possible to pay him back
You see fool, GOD LOVES YOU and he has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me and I’m going to make your life a living Hell :p ..That way, we will be together “twice”.
This would really Hurt God! THANKS TO YOU. I’m really showing him who’s BOSS in your Life. With all the good times we’ve been watching Dirty Movies, PORNography, Tweet-picing Nude pix, Cursing people, Clubbing, stealing, lying, fornicating, lusting, over-reacting, telling dirty jokes, smoking, drinking, gossiping, no respect for the church. SURELY, you wouldn’t want to give up :d so C’MON FOOL! lets Roll together forever ^.^ I’ve got some MAD plans for Us.
This is just a letter of appreciation from me to You. I’d like to say THANKS for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so Gullible. I laugh at You. When you are tempted to SIN, You give in. HA! HA! HA! HA! LOOOOL! You make me sick and Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 year older. Remember what you did Yesterday I saw You … you’ve not been to church for 3 sundays and you are forming BAD GUY???
I need New Blood, so go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, drink alcoholic beverages, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate and listen to or dance worldly Jamz. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that.
Well, FOOL, I have to let you go for now. I will be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If smart, You would run somewhere, CONFESS your SIN(S), Live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. Its not my Nature to warn anyone *sigh* but you being your age and still sinning, its becoming a bit ridiculous. COMMON! you are still too Young!. Dont get me wrong, I still HATE you…It’s just that.. you’d make a better fool for Christ.
P.S:- And if you really love me, you wont share this with anyone
Yours Faithfully,
Your Main G,
Oya come make we go steal Meat from Mom’s Pot ^.^

Tireni Adebayo

Tireni Adebayo is the Editor of Kemi Filani News. She has BSC in Mass Communication from the Redeemer's University and M.A in Mass Communication from the University of Lagos (2014 - 2015) where she majored in Public Relations and Advertising and Digital Media.  When she is not writing, she is either listening to music or reading her favorite books. Tel: +2348000000901 Address: Herbert Macaulay, Yaba, Lagos, Nigeria Email:

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