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Diary: My ‘HATE letter’

Here goes
this week’s diary:
There are
love letters and hate letters, but the best part is that this “HATE
letter”
almost moved me to tears. It is so funny and creative.
Let me give you a quick intro into the letter.
The
supposed ‘hate’ letter is a love letter from a boy to a girl… However,
the
girl’s father does not approve of him and wants them stop their
relationship…
hence…the boy wrote this letter to the girl, knowing full well
that the girl’s father
will definitely read the letter…enjoy!

1 “The
great love that I have for you
2 is gone,
and I find my dislike for you
3 grows
every day. When I see you,
4 I do not
even like your face;
5 the one
thing that I want to do is to
6 look at
other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you.
Our last conversation
8 was very
boring and has not
9 made me
look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think
only of yourself.
11 If we
were married, I know that I would find
12 life very
difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure
in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give,
but it is not something that
15 I want to
give to you. No one is more
16 foolish
and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to
care for me and help me.
18 I
sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak
the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you
think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer
this. Your letters are full of
22 things
that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love
for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not
care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am
still your boyfriend.”
So bad!!
However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to
“READ BETWEEN THE LINES”,
meaning – only read Lines
1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23
.25. (Lines with odd numbers) So.. Please try reading it again!
It’s so smart and sweet… 🙂

Tireni Adebayo

Tireni Adebayo is the Editor of Kemi Filani News. She has BSC in Mass Communication from the Redeemer's University and M.A in Mass Communication from the University of Lagos (2014 - 2015) where she majored in Public Relations and Advertising and Digital Media.  When she is not writing, she is either listening to music or reading her favorite books. Tel: +2348000000901 Address: Herbert Macaulay, Yaba, Lagos, Nigeria Email: tireni.adabayo@kemifilani.ng

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