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Behold Nigeria’s new anthem!

Do you all remember
Ogunyemi Bukola’s (Zebbook)
hilarious story of how Lawmaker Farouk Lawan got into trouble (check here)? Well, this anthem was also written by him and was first published on Omojuwa.com.



Happy new month my dear readers…and enjoy as you read through the anthem

The Looters’ Anthem
Arise O Lootatriots
The looter’s call obey
To loot our fatherland
With greed and zest and verve
The booties of our looters past
Shall never be recovered
To steal with patience and vigour
One nation ruled by bandits
Crooks and bribe-takers
O God of subsidy
Protect our bribery scams
Guide our looters right

Help our greed the loots to steal

In debts and terrorism we grow
And looting day and night
Fat foreign reserves plundered
To build a nation where luck
And cabals shall reign
PLEDGE:
I pledge to the umblerra of my
party
To be greedy, clueless and
corrupt
To loot Nigeria with all my
strength
To defend our lootitude
And uphold our mansions and
billions
So let us loot

Tireni Adebayo

Tireni Adebayo is the Editor of Kemi Filani News. She has BSC in Mass Communication from the Redeemer's University and M.A in Mass Communication from the University of Lagos (2014 - 2015) where she majored in Public Relations and Advertising and Digital Media.  When she is not writing, she is either listening to music or reading her favorite books. Tel: +2348000000901 Address: Herbert Macaulay, Yaba, Lagos, Nigeria Email: tireni.adabayo@kemifilani.ng

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